1. sapphicdalliances:

    the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colors are both things that exist. everything is so great

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  2. the-fandoms-are-cool:

    leradny:

    videohall:

    Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

    > Don’t give him a baby for a while.

    HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

    AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

    IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

    *THUNK*

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  5. princessqueer:

    theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

    dramaddict:

    one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

    I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

    one might even call it

    avocado’s number

    (via stablevertigo)

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  6. livinglifeinseconds:

    22 Year Old’s Short Film Gets Hollywood’s Attention

    Lechowski’s film, titled R’ha, is a fully computer animated six-minute short that you won’t believe was made by just one student.

    ONE .

    This was animated by ONE student.

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  7. mufasamonsta:

    tahthetrickster:

    i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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    AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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    "THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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  9. mcchampionpants:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"As you try to cut the chain to the draw bridge your axe launches out of your hands, and into the clerics back dealing… Shit.. he’s dead. Well sorry Jon you gotta reroll a new character"

    mcchampionpants:

    insanefastone:

    darthevzimus:

    opalsoda:

    crash-antebois:

    dirk-the-hatter:

    osheamobile:

    thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

    roguesareth:

    myherokills:

    You trip and fall to your death.

    Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

    "As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

    "You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

    "You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

    "You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

    "You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

    "The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

    "the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

    "You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

    "You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
    me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
    //rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
    "Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

    "As you try to cut the chain to the draw bridge your axe launches out of your hands, and into the clerics back dealing… Shit.. he’s dead. Well sorry Jon you gotta reroll a new character"

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  10. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    tellthemwhoiwillbe:

    While you wait for the waiter, 

    in that moment

    do you not become the waiter

    this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

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  12. wigglytuffitout:

    tashasyar:

    the coke super bowl commercial was rad as fuck and i’m so happy right now

    all i know is that this apparently made my very republican relatives super angry on facebook and i am going to reblog it for that alone

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